November 1, 2009—hanging with my femme sisterfriend
30 Dec 2009 Leave a Comment
Today Todd and I went to church. The guest preacher was Rev. Delores Berry, a MCC evangelist, and a woman with the biggest hat that I have ever seen in church. We sat with Kelly, my wild and crazy, blind, California girl, bi femme homegirl. Rev. Berry’s sermon was cool because she was so stream of consciousness. She mentioned several times that she was a “lipstick lesbian” and Kelly and I got all happy. Kelly asked me if we were “lipstick bi-dykes” and I told her that, indeed, we were. When Rev. Berry mentioned “bisexuals” we made a lot of noise and made a bunch of people crack up.
I’m trying to get Kelly to go to the Femme Mafia meeting with me. She’s like me, because she’s not really into butches. I think that Todd, Kelly, and I are confusing the hell out of people at church because we always go up for Communion together. Maybe they think we’re all getting busy or something. However, I am in a monogamous relationship with Todd and that’s enough for me.
Yesterday I went to Freebirds and a total hippie babe made my burrito and flirted with me. I guess since I colored my hair black, the ladies are noticing.
